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Category Archives: Stand-Up Comedy

20 FRESH JOKES DAILY – “BENNY THE JOKEMAN” RADIO SHOW PREP SHEET.

In England, a trans man has had a baby with his non-binary partner, using sperm donated by a trans woman. If you’re confused, don’t worry. So are they. Read More

BENNY THE JOKEMAN: Friday prep sheet.

Legal recreational-marijuana is now on sale in Illinois. Which explains the state’s new slogan: “It’s 4:20 Somewhere!” Read More

JOKE OF THE YEAR 2019

Rosie O’Donnell is supporting Elizabeth Warren for president, which isn’t surprising. The Indian has a special relationship with the buffalo. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Benny the Jokeman Show Prep. Read More

FRESH JOKES FOR STANDUP, RADIO SHOW PREP.

Director Rob Reiner is backing Joe Biden for president. It’s a valuable endorsement because Reiner is influential with an expanding segment of the electorate: meatheads. Read More

JOKES FOR JOCKS: DAILY SHOW PREP.

In Harlem, 114-year-old Alelia Murphy, who was recognized as “America’s Oldest Person,” has passed away. I’m not superstitious, but it seems like that title is cursed. Read More

JOKES FOR JOCKS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. Top-notch show prep.

Brace yourself for bad economic news. The bottom has fallen out of the Christmas-tree market! Read More

MERRY CHRISTMAS from Benny the Jokeman RADIO SHOW PREP.

I’m afraid we’re losing our Christmas traditions. Last night, a group of carolers came to my door—which was nice, but they were lip synching. Read More

BENNY the JOKEMAN radio show prep. Contact me for FREE trial.

From today’s prep sheet:Ten former NFL players have been charged in a health-insurance fraud scheme. Frankly, it’s refreshing to see professional athletes graduating to white-collar crime. Read More

“BENNY THE JOKEMAN,” sophisticated show prep for discerning jocks.

FREE JOKE from my radio prep sheet.The world’s donkey population is threatened by Chinese drugmakers, who use donkey skin to make medicine. The good news is, it’s no skin off my ass. Read More

BENNY THE JOKEMAN. Morning radio show prep sheet.

Happy Birthday to Ted Nugent. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Cat Nap Fever.” Read More