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Happy Birthday to rapper Salt, of Salt-N-Pepa, who is 58. Obviously, “Salt” is a stage name. Her real name is “Sodium Chloride.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Elton John. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called: “Someone Saved My Life Tonight, Thanks to Life Alert.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Mike Love of the Beach Boys. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Help Me, Rhonda, I’ve Fallen, and I Can’t Get Up!” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Ted Nugent. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Cat Nap Fever.” Read More

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In Gaza, the terrorist group Hamas has produced a new TV series. It’s called “It’s Always Sunni in Philadelphia.” Read More

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The Taliban are making good on their promise to fight climate change. In fact, they just ordered a fleet of hybrid car-bombs. Read More

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*Hogwash. There is no car. According to a new study, since 2000, the number of face-lifts on men has increased 19%. And that was just on Wayne Newton. Read More

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The Taliban are making good on their promise to fight climate change. In fact, they just ordered a fleet of hybrid car-bombs. Read More

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The latest coronavirus strain is the “mu” variant. Yeah, “mu.” They’re calling it “COW-VID 19.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beach Boys founding member Al Jardine. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Help Me, Rhonda, I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!” Read More

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