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Happy Birthday to Kourtney Kardashian, who is 45. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Pete Townshend, of The Who. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to think the kids were alright. Now he tells them to get off his lawn. Read More

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Today is World Turtle Day. As usual, it’s off to a slow start. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Talking Heads co-founder David Byrne. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Burning Down the Retirement Home.” Read More

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“Benny the Jokeman ” is now used by nine #1 radio-stations in the U.S.A., and two internationally. Read More

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O.J. Simpson has passed away at the age of 76. We all grieve differently, and frankly, I’m over it. Read More

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Happy Birthday to country-music star George Strait. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “All My Exes Live in Nursing Homes.” Read More

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On this day in 1994, serial killer John Wayne Gacy was executed. For his last meal, he ate Kentucky Fried Chicken. Then he kicked the bucket. Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and next Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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I enjoyed a traditional Cinco de Mayo. I drank margaritas in the Home Depot parking lot. Read More

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