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The world’s donkey population is threatened by Chinese drugmakers, who use donkey skin to make medicine. The good news is, it’s no skin off my ass. Read More

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“New Yorker” magazine writer and CNN legal-analyst Jeffrey Toobin has apologized for performing a lewd act on himself during a Zoom meeting. Incidentally, he had a bigger audience on Zoom than he had on CNN. Read More

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Congratulations to Russian President Vladimir Putin, who has been re-elected with 120% of the vote. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Donny Most, who played “Ralph Malph” on “Happy Days.” If you want to send a gift, sit on it! Read More

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The 96th Academy Awards are tonight, but because of the bad economy, the traditional Oscar statuettes are being replaced with old bowling-trophies. Read More

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The 96th Academy Awards are tonight, but because of the bad economy, the traditional Oscar statuettes are being replaced with old bowling-trophies. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kiki Dee. I don’t want to say she’s getting old, but she and Elton John have a new song called “Don’t Go Breaking My Hip.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Paul Stanley of KISS. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but Beth is now a greeter at Walmart. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Vince Neil, of Motley Crue. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Shout at the Devil.” Now he shouts at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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Actress Leah Remini is suing the Church of Scientology. She says since she defected, she has been followed by a spaceship. Read More

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Happy Birthday to K.C., of K.C. and the Sunshine Band. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but last night he was shaking his booty, and he fell, and he couldn’t get up. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Michael Jackson’s son, Blanket, who is 22. Sadly, Blanket is facing identity issues. He thinks he’s a duvet cover. Read More