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The world’s donkey population is threatened by Chinese drugmakers, who use donkey skin to make medicine. The good news is, it’s no skin off my ass. Read More

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“New Yorker” magazine writer and CNN legal-analyst Jeffrey Toobin has apologized for performing a lewd act on himself during a Zoom meeting. Incidentally, he had a bigger audience on Zoom than he had on CNN. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Snoop Dogg, who is 53. If you want to send a gift, he’s registered at Bud, Bong & Beyond. Read More

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The U.S. Coast Guard seized 1,200 pounds of cocaine from a submarine in the Caribbean Sea. The good news is, tonight’s Emmy Awards will go on anyway! Read More

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Madonna’s younger brother, Christopher Ciccone, has passed away. He was 89. Read More

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On this day in 1892, John Philip Sousa and his band performed publicly for the first time, at the Stillman Music Hall in Plainfield, New Jersey. They were the opening act for the Rolling Stones. Read More

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Today is International Translation Day. This year’s theme is: “Speak English, Damn It!” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Chubby Checker. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “The Metamucil Twist.” Read More

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On this day in 2015, Yoko Ono gathered 2,000 people in New York City’s Central Park to create a giant human peace-sign. But a riot broke out when she began singing. Read More

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On this day in 1892, John Philip Sousa and his band performed publicly for the first time, at the Stillman Music Hall in Plainfield, New Jersey. They were the opening act for the Rolling Stones. Read More

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On this day in 2015, Caitlyn Jenner officially became a woman . . . and Bruce Jenner officially became a missing person. Read More

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