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The world’s donkey population is threatened by Chinese drugmakers, who use donkey skin to make medicine. The good news is, it’s no skin off my ass. Read More

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“New Yorker” magazine writer and CNN legal-analyst Jeffrey Toobin has apologized for performing a lewd act on himself during a Zoom meeting. Incidentally, he had a bigger audience on Zoom than he had on CNN. Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has banned music. The only exception is for Yoko Ono records, which the terrorists play to torture prisoners. Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has banned music. The only exception is for Yoko Ono records, which the terrorists play to torture prisoners. Read More

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In Lake Worth, Florida, a horse was rescued after it fell into a well. Firefighters said the accident could have been prevented if the horse hadn’t been texting, Read More

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The Taliban are making good on their promise to fight climate change. In fact, they just ordered a fleet of hybrid car-bombs. Read More

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*Hogwash. There is no car. According to a new study, since 2000, the number of face-lifts on men has increased 19%. And that was just on Wayne Newton. Read More

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The Taliban are making good on their promise to fight climate change. In fact, they just ordered a fleet of hybrid car-bombs. Read More

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President Biden addressed the nation from the White House, saying: “Let’s remember who we are!” This from a guy who doesn’t remember who he is. Read More

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The latest coronavirus strain is the “mu” variant. Yeah, “mu.” They’re calling it “COW-VID 19.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beach Boys founding member Al Jardine. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Help Me, Rhonda, I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!” Read More

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September is Pain-Awareness Month. I’m not an expert, but if you’re not aware of it, it’s not pain! Read More

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