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The world’s donkey population is threatened by Chinese drugmakers, who use donkey skin to make medicine. The good news is, it’s no skin off my ass. Read More

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“New Yorker” magazine writer and CNN legal-analyst Jeffrey Toobin has apologized for performing a lewd act on himself during a Zoom meeting. Incidentally, he had a bigger audience on Zoom than he had on CNN. Read More

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Happy Birthday to former “James Bond” actor Pierce Brosnan. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but these days his signature drink is a Metamucil, shaken, not stirred. Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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On this day in 1877, President Rutherford B. Hayes had a telephone installed in the White House. Minutes later, he received a call with important information about his extended warranty. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Billy Joel. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Say Goodbye to Hollywood; Say Hello to the Villages.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Jay Leno. At age 72, he’s finally growing into his chin. Read More

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Pope Francis’s knee pain has forced him to use a wheelchair. The Vatican’s social-media director is asking for praying-hands emojis. Read More

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“These jokes are perfect! Thank you!” NICK RUSSO, comedian Read More

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According to the “National Enquirer,” Madonna and her 28-year-old boy-toy have split up. Insiders say she caught him with a younger woman: Angela Lansbury. Read More

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