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In Thailand, a man sustained minor injuries when his motorcycle collided with a baby elephant. It turns out the accident wasn’t the biker’s fault; the elephant was texting. Read More

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Miss World 1960, Norma Cappagli, has passed away at the age of 81. Her duties will be assumed by 1960’s first runner-up. Read More

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The odds of winning tonight’s $321-million Powerball jackpot are one in 292.2 million. But mathematicians say there’s a way to double your chances: Buy two tickets! Read More

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According to a new report, there will be significantly fewer babies born in 2021. Experts attribute the decline to the NBA Bubble. Read More

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Mall Santas are being trained to identify poor children and to lower their expectations about toys. That’s got to be tough, telling a little girl that instead of Malibu Barbie, she’s getting Appalachia Barbie. Read More

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Scientists are warning that the world supply of frankincense could be cut in half over the next 20 years. The good news is, we have myrrh coming out the wazoo. Read More

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It seems like everybody’s in the Christmas spirit. For example, today I heard men singing carols as they stole packages from my porch. Read More

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In Nigeria, burglars broke into a pharmacy and made off with thousands of dollars worth of Viagra. Police say the thieves are hardened criminals. Read More

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In New York City, a Chipotle Mexican Grill was shut down due to rat infestation. Chipotle has been criticized for not being an authentic Mexican restaurant, and now, suddenly, it’s too authentic! Read More

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The NBA has banned players from going to bars and clubs. As a result, commissioner Adam Silver is getting death threats from strippers. Read More

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