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DAILY SHOW PREP. JOKES.

According to Amazon, the most popular Christmas-toy this season is the Crayola Ultimate Light Board. And the least popular toy is “Tickle Me Prince Andrew.” Read More

SUPERB SHOW PREP.

Venezuelans are waiting eight hours to buy groceries—and that’s in the express line! Read More

JOKES FOR JOCKS RADIO SHOW PREP!

According to the “Journal of Marine Sciences,” a baby blue-whale can gain 10 pounds in one hour . . . which reminds me of myself on Thanksgiving. Read More

BENNY’S SHOW PREP.

The modern Thanksgiving tradition began in 1621, when the Pilgrims were guests at the Indians’ casino buffet. Read More

JOKES FOR JOCKS – SHOW PREP!

According to a new report, robotic vacuum-cleaners can be hacked to spy on their owners. I know this firsthand; my vacuum has gathered a lot of dirt. Read More

20 TOPICAL JOKES DAILY!

According to a new report, robotic vacuum-cleaners can be hacked to spy on their owners. I know this firsthand; my vacuum has gathered a lot of dirt. Read More

BENNY’S DAILY PREP SHEET.

An Alaska Airlines plane collided with a bear while landing at the Yakutat Airport. It turns out the accident wasn’t the pilot’s fault; the bear was texting. Read More

PRO RADIO SHOW PREP!

Today is Friday the 13th. It’s the only day that hookers ask you if you want to get unlucky. Read More

BEST SHOW PREP.

Benny, thanks to you, I won New Mexico Broadcasting Association “2020 Personality Of the Year.” Your prep is what keeps me funny, light and on top. RUSS BLACK, KWMW Read More

BENNY THE JOKEMAN!

Have you seen the commercials for Fanapt, the schizophrenia drug? I wonder if schizophrenics who see the ads think the TV is talking to them. Read More

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