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Today is Mother’s Day, and times have changed. I remember when motherhood was symbolized by June Cleaver, Harriet Nelson and Marion Cunningham. Now we have Mama June, the Octo-Mom and the Backdoor Teen-Mom. Read More

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I enjoyed a traditional Cinco de Mayo. I drank margaritas in the Home Depot parking lot. Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and next Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and next Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kourtney Kardashian, who is 45. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and next Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Ghostbusters” singer Ray Parker Jr. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Hip Busters.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to MSNBC anchor Rachel Maddow, who is 51. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Men’s Wearhouse. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Peter Frampton. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Show Me the Way to the Villages.” Read More

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In Venezuela, 114-year-old Juan Vicente Perez Mora, who was recognized as “The World’s Oldest Man,” has passed away. How sad. He had his whole life ahead of him. Read More

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