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Happy Birthday to MSNBC anchor Rachel Maddow, who is 51. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Men’s Wearhouse. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Peter Frampton. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Show Me the Way to the Villages.” Read More

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In Venezuela, 114-year-old Juan Vicente Perez Mora, who was recognized as “The World’s Oldest Man,” has passed away. How sad. He had his whole life ahead of him. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper MC Hammer. Last night, he was pulled over by police. Do you know why? It was stop Hammer time. Read More

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Economists say inflation is a persistent problem, but prices are actually falling for some items—like eclipse glasses. Read More

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O.J. Simpson has passed away at the age of 76. We all grieve differently, and frankly, I’m over it. Read More

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In Cameron Parish, Louisiana, a dolphin was found shot to death. Investigators. Cops say this was definitely not an accident; it was on porpoise. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Peter Frampton. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Show Me the Way to the Villages.” Read More

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O.J. Simpson has passed away at the age of 76. We all grieve differently, and frankly, I’m over it. Read More

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Oklahoma death-row convict Michael DeWayne Smith turned down a last meal before his execution. He said he was watching his weight. Read More

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