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I wasn’t impressed with the halftime show, but Usher did a great job showing fans to their seats. Read More

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According to a new survey, 73% of women would rather watch the Super Bowl than have sex. Fortunately, they don’t have to choose, thanks to halftime. Read More

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New research shows that anger increases as dementia worsens. The findings are based on a study of President Biden. Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Friends in Low Places” singer Garth Brooks. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Friends in Assisted Living.” Read More

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Today is International Migrants Day. This year’s them is: “Go home!” Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Exorcist” actress Linda Blair. At age 65, she’s still a head turner. Read More

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On this day in 1980, Led Zeppelin officially disbanded. Wow, 1980! It’s been a long time since they rock and rolled! Read More

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Happy Birthday to Ellen DeGeneres. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Men’s Wearhouse. Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Exorcist” actress Linda Blair. At age 65, she’s still a head turner. Read More

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Over the weekend in Las Vegas, they held the annual porn-convention. Fans who got to mingle with their favorite porn-stars said they don’t act like stars. They’re just ordinary, down-to-earth whores. Read More

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