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On this day in 2001, Wikipedia made its debut. But I’m not sure about that because I read it on Wikipedia. Read More

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I’m afraid we’re losing our Christmas traditions. Last night, a group of carolers came to my door—which was nice, but they were lip synching. Read More

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On this day in 1952, Curly Howard, of the Three Stooges, passed away at the age of 48 . . . after a long battle with head injuries. Read More

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I’m afraid we’re losing our Christmas traditions. Last night, a group of carolers came to my door—which was nice, but they were lip synching. Read More

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“The Iron Claw,” a biopic about pro wrestling’s legendary Von Erich family, opens Friday. Zac Efron plays Kevin Von Erich, and “Kamala the Ugandan Giant” is portrayed by Whoopi Goldberg. Read More

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Happy Birthday to REO Speedwagon drummer Bryan Hitt. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Time for Me to Nap.” Read More

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It seems like everybody’s in the Christmas spirit. For example, carjackers are wearing Santa hats. Read More

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Experts say in order to keep your New Year’s resolutions, you need to set realistic goals. For example, instead of saying: “I resolve to lose 50 pounds,” try: “I resolve to be a fat-ass who smokes.” Read More

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In St. Croix, Virgin Islands, President Biden said he’s on a working vacation. To which the Visiting Angel said: “Of course, you are. Now let’s get you a fresh diaper.” Read More

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According to the National Park Service, the Statue of Liberty has a 35-foot waistline. It seems she let herself go over the holidays. Read More

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