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It seems like everybody’s in the Christmas spirit. For example, carjackers are wearing Santa hats. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Ted Nugent. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Cat Nap Fever.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Linda Evans, who is 81. I think she may have overdone the plastic surgery. She looks like Mickey Rourke in drag. Read More

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On this day in 1938, Major League Baseball agreed on the use of a standard ball. The standard was maintained until the steroid era, when balls began shrinking. Read More

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“The Golden Bachelor” is back tonight on ABC. Spoiler alert! In this episode, one of the women falls for him, and she can’t get up Read More

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Happy Birthday to Ted Nugent. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Cat Nap Fever.” Read More

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Apollo 16 astronaut Ken Mattingly has passed away at the age of 87. Former colleagues remember him as “down to Earth.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Ted Nugent. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Cat Nap Fever.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Ozzy Osbourne. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Bark at the Moon.” Now he yells at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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The finale of “The Golden Bachelor” airs tonight on ABC. Spoiler alert! The winner gets the “final rose” and a marriage proposal, and the runner-up gets a Sock Slider. Read More

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