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Today is World Migratory Bird Day. According to a new study, birds are coping with global warming by changing their migratory flight-paths. Apparently, their new route is directly over my windshield. Read More

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In Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, a 67-year-old man was arrested for masturbating in a vehicle. I believe this is known as carjacking. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Joy Behar, who is 81. If you want to send a gift, she could use a muzzle. Read More

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Today is Columbus Day. Most people don’t know this, but when Columbus discovered America, he was looking for a route to India to get tech support. Read More

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Famed celebrity-photographer Henri Dauman has passed away at age 90. He shot Marilyn Monroe, Jackie Kennedy and Elvis Presley—but not Marvin Gaye, who was shot by his father. Read More

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“Day to day there’s hardly anyone as dependable and notable as Benny. Consistently funny and extremely topical. With Benny you can bet if it happens today you’ll be on top of it with a fresh original joke tomorrow.”
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October is Blindness Awareness Month. It’s not easy being blind in this country. The first line of our national anthem is “Oh, say can you see?” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Johnny Mathis. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Chances Are I’ll Fall and Won’t Be Able to Get Up.” Read More

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“Day to day there’s hardly anyone as dependable and notable as Benny. Consistently funny and extremely topical. With Benny you can bet if it happens today you’ll be on top of it with a fresh original joke tomorrow.”
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