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Over the weekend in Finland, they held the Air Guitar World Championship. In keeping with tradition, the winner was a loser. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beyoncé, who is 42. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Gene Simmons of KISS. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Shout It Out Loud!” Now he shouts at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Gene Simmons of KISS. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Shout It Out Loud!” Now he shouts at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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On this day in 1964, Bob Dylan introduced the Beatles to marijuana. Paul McCartney quit smoking weed 51 years later, fearing that he would get hooked. Read More

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On this day in 1994, Billy Joel divorced Christie Brinkley. They were a beautiful couple—except for Billy. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Led Zeppelin front-man Robert Plant. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Stairlift to Heaven.” Read More

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On this day in 1948, Babe Ruth died. The “Great Bambino” still holds numerous records, including highest career slugging-percentage. And he was the first major-leaguer to bang Madonna. Read More

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The Miami Seaquarium’s beloved orca, Lolita, had died at age 57. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you send squid. Read More

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On this day in 1977, Elvis Presley died. At least that’s what the government wants us to think. Read More

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