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Happy Birthday to country-music star George Strait. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “All My Exes Live in Nursing Homes.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Cher. She’s 77, but that’s misleading because the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Stevie Wonder. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song entitled: “I Just Called to Say . . . I Forgot Why I Called.” Read More

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According to “TMZ,” Madonna’s new boyfriend is 35 years younger than she is. He’s telling friends his new ride is an old Cougar with high mileage. Read More

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Today Hooters is giving away free wings to mothers. Taking Mom to Hooters on Mother’s Day. What better way to let her know she failed?! Read More

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Today Hooters is giving away free wings to mothers. Taking Mom to Hooters on Mother’s Day. What better way to let her know she failed?! Read More

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Please identify your radio station when requesting free trial. If you’re not a jock, what are you? Read More

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The 149th Kentucky Derby was yesterday. Unfortunately, the race reignited the transgender-bathroom controversy when a colt tried to use the fillies’ room. Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo. A lot of people think it’s Mexican Independence Day, but that’s incorrect. It’s actually Mexican St. Patrick’s Day. Read More

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The 149th Kentucky Derby was yesterday. Unfortunately, the race reignited the transgender-bathroom controversy when a colt tried to use the fillies’ room. Read More

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