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I enjoyed a traditional Cinco de Mayo. I drank margaritas in the Home Depot parking lot. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Jay Leno. At age 73, he’s finally growing into his chin. Read More

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Today is Hairstylist Appreciation Day. Sadly, many hairstylists remain unappreciative. Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Release Me” singer Englebert Humperdink. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Do Not Resuscitate Me.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Jay Leno. At age 73, he’s finally growing into his chin. Read More

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“Benny’s a legend! They’ll speak of him for ages to come! They’ll tell his tale for generations!” Phehello Makgoe, American AF Read More

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Happy Birthday to Peter Frampton. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Show Me the Way to the Villages.” Read More

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This is National Dog-Bite Prevention Week. Experts say there are steps you can take to prevent dog-bites. First, you should avoid dogs. Read More

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“Benny’s a legend! They’ll speak of him for ages to come! They’ll tell his tale for generations!” Phehello Makgoe, American AF Read More

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On this day in 2010, Apollo astronaut Buzz Aldrin was voted off “Dancing With the Stars.” For some reason, on the moon he was much lighter on his feet. Read More

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