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On this day in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call to his assistant, Thomas Watson, saying: “This is Alex with important information about your car warranty.” Read More

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Legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, but it’s not true. Historians say he was too drunk to drive. Read More

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Legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, but it’s not true. Historians say he was too drunk to drive. Read More

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On this day in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call to his assistant, Thomas Watson, saying: “This is Alex with important information about your car warranty.” Read More

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On this day in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call to his assistant, Thomas Watson, saying: “This is Alex with important information about your car warranty.” Read More

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I also write speeches for all occasions. Read More

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Today is Multiple Personality Day. I observe it every year, and so do I. Read More

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Today is Multiple Personality Day. I observe it every year, and so do I. Read More

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At the Hidalgo International Bridge, border agents arrested two men and seized 308 pounds of cocaine. The good news is, Sunday night’s Academy Awards will go on anyway. Read More

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Ukrainians are waiting eight hours to buy groceries—and that’s in the express line! Read More

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