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There are no visitor logs for President Biden’s Delaware home, which makes sense. Hunter lived there. Who ever heard of a crackhouse with visitor logs?! Read More

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A Colorado library has closed its doors to clean up methamphetamine contamination. Do you know what you call people who do meth at the library? “Speed-readers!” Read More

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We’re learning more about rapper Kanye West’s secret wedding. The bride wore a Vera Wang gown, and the groom wore a Nazi uniform. Read More

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The world’s most expensive hotel-room is at Palms Casino in Las Vegas. It’s $100,000 a night. This place is so fancy, the housekeepers are legal immigrants. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Melanie Chisholm of the Spice Girls. She used to be Sporty Spice; now she’s Old Spice! Read More

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Happy Birthday to Melanie Chisholm of the Spice Girls. She used to be Sporty Spice; now she’s Old Spice! Read More

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Classified documents have been found at President Biden’s think tank. This is unbelievable! President Biden has a think tank?! That’s like Whoopi Goldberg having a fat farm! Read More

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In his new memoir, Prince Harry deflects blame for destroying the Royal Family. To find it at your local bookstore, go past the self-help section to the self-serving section. Read More

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Famed celebrity-photographer Henry Grossman has passed away at age 86. He shot Elizabeth Taylor, Barbra Streisand and the Beatles—but not Marvin Gaye, who was shot by his father. Read More

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