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The annual porn-convention kicked off Wednesday in Las Vegas. Fans who got to mingle with their favorite porn-stars said they don’t act like stars. They’re just ordinary, down-to-earth whores. Read More

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The annual porn-convention kicked off Wednesday in Las Vegas. Fans who got to mingle with their favorite porn-stars said they don’t act like stars. They’re just ordinary, down-to-earth whores. Read More

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Apollo 7 astronaut Walter Cunningham has passed away at the age of 90. Former colleagues remember him as “down to Earth.” Read More

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A belated Happy Birthday to climate activist Greta Thunberg, who is 20. Sadly, she couldn’t enjoy her party because she was obsessed with how fast the ice cream was melting. Read More

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The odds of winning tonight’s $785-million Mega Millions jackpot are one in 302.6 million. But mathematicians say there’s a way to double your chances: Buy two tickets! Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kim Kardashian. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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I’m afraid we’re losing our Christmas traditions. Last night, a group of carolers came to my door—which was nice, but they were lip synching. Read More

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Thank you so much, Ben! This is great. I love working with you. Kellie Davie, MOMCODE, Brentwood, TN (I also write speeches.) Read More

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More bad economic news. The bottom has fallen out of the Christmas-tree market. Read More

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Some theologians believe that Jesus had a younger brother, James. That’s got to be tough, being Jesus’s little brother. Everybody ignores you, but they think your brother is God’s gift. Read More

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