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Madonna said criticism of her new face is “ageism and misogyny.” Spoken like a true old-whore. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Axl Rose of Guns N’ Roses. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Sweet Great Grandchild of Mine.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Axl Rose of Guns N’ Roses. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Sweet Great Grandchild of Mine.” Read More

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On this day in 1959, Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and “The Big Bopper” died in a plane crash. At least that’s what the government wants us to think. Read More

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Pamela Anderson has written a memoir. In the book, she reveals her deepest thoughts, which fill almost half a page. Read More

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Former professional-wrestler “Leaping Lanny Poffo” has passed away at the age of 68. It’s always sad to lose an elite athlete, but this is sad too. Read More

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As a result of the weak economy, people have stopped dating. Not even eggs are getting laid. Read More

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On this day in 1971, Alcoholics Anonymous co-founder William Griffith Wilson, also known as “Bill W.,” died. Tonight, in his memory, I will observe a moment of not drinking. Read More

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Pamela Anderson has written a memoir. In the book, she reveals her deepest thoughts, which fill almost half a page. Read More

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Billionaire environmentalist Bill Gates wants us to eat insects. In a related story, I want insects to eat him. Read More

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