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In Molino, Florida, a woman called police after she found an intruder in her bathroom taking a shower. The cop who searched the guy said he was clean. Read More

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“Awesome stuff today!” Mark Tepper, “Mornings with Maria” Read More

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On this day in 1971, Alcoholics Anonymous co-founder William Griffith Wilson, also known as “Bill W.,” died. Tonight, in his memory, I will observe a moment of not drinking. Read More

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On this day in 1971, Alcoholics Anonymous co-founder William Griffith Wilson, also known as “Bill W.,” died. Tonight, in his memory, I will observe a moment of not drinking. Read More

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In Kennett, Missouri, a 24-year-old female Spanish-teacher was arrested for having sex with an underage male student. Sadly, cops took the woman away before the victim had a chance to say gracías. Read More

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“Excellent stuff!” Mark Tepper, “Mornings with Maria,” Fox Business. Read More

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Today is Squirrel Appreciation Day. So if you see a squirrel, please take a moment to say: “Thank you!” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Dolly Parton. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Boobs & Beyond. Read More

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There are no visitor logs for President Biden’s Delaware home, which makes sense. Hunter lived there. Who ever heard of a crackhouse with visitor logs?! Read More

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A Colorado library has closed its doors to clean up methamphetamine contamination. Do you know what you call people who do meth at the library? “Speed-readers!” Read More