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Scientists are warning that the world supply of frankincense could be cut in half over the next 20 years. The good news is, we have myrrh coming out the wazoo. Read More

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Thank you so much, Ben! This is great. I love working with you. Kellie Davie, MOMCODE, Brentwood, TN (I also write speeches.) Read More

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According to the “National Enquirer,” Kanye West’s social life is going down the drain. In fact, this year, he wasn’t invited to a single Hanukkah party. Read More

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I’m afraid we’re losing our Christmas traditions. Last night, a group of carolers came to my door—which was nice, but they were lip synching. Read More

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Thank you so much, Ben! This is great. I love working with you. Kellie Davie, MOMCODE, Brentwood, TN(I also write speeches.) Read More

Sunday is Christmas. So if you’re expecting relatives, you’ve got eight days to fake your own death. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kim Kardashian. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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According to the State Department, the Bahamian jail where accused crypto-crook Sam Bankman-Fried is being held is infested with vermin, so he should fit right in. Read More

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On this day in 1938, Major League Baseball agreed on the use of a standard ball. The standard was maintained until the steroid era, when balls began shrinking. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kim Kardashian. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More