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Happy Birthday to “Baby Got Back” rapper Sir Mix-a-Lot. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Baby Got Osteoarthritis.” Read More

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Shark attacks are on the rise. This is “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel, and researchers believe a lot of sharks are becoming aggressive just to get on TV. Read More

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This is “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel, and after 36 years, I think they’re running out of ideas. Last night, a shark jumped Fonzie. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Guns N’ Roses lead-guitarist Slash. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Sweet Great Grandchild of Mine.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Mick Jagger. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but “Hey, you, get off of my cloud” is now “Hey, kids, get off of my lawn!” Read More

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“The View” is showing reruns this week. So if you missed previous episodes, this is your chance to miss them again. Read More

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On this day in 1610, Henry Hudson discovered Hudson Bay . . . in one of history’s greatest coincidences. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Grace Slick. I don’t want to say she’s getting old, but her new band is called “Jefferson Mobility Scooter.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Guns N’ Roses lead-guitarist Slash. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Sweet Great Grandchild of Mine.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Mick Jagger. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but “Hey, you, get off of my cloud” is now “Hey, kids, get off of my lawn!” Read More

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