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Happy Birthday to Britney Spears. Hard to believe she’s 41! It seems like only yesterday she was that fresh-faced girl with a bald head and no panties. Read More

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ISIS leader Abu al-Hasan al-Hashmi al-Qurashi has been killed. In lieu of flowers, the families asks that you die, you filthy infidels! Read More

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President Biden participated in a summit with Native-American leaders, who gave him his own Indian name: “Babbling Jackass.” Read More

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The world’s largest active volcano has erupted in Hawaii, triggering a dozen earthquakes. The good news is, consumers can expect a drop in the price of lava lamps. Read More

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Today is Cyber Monday. I didn’t want to miss out on the bargains so last night, I camped out in front of my computer. Read More

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Happy Birthday to John McVie, of Fleetwood Mac. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Don’t Stop Thinking About . . . I Lost My Train of Thought.” Read More

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According to “Globe” magazine, Caitlyn Jenner has packed on 70 pounds. As a result, she is now classified as a “trans fat.” Read More

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According to “Globe” magazine, Caitlyn Jenner has packed on 70 pounds. As a result, she is now classified as a “trans fat.” Read More

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According to the “National Enquirer,” Rosie O’Donnell and her girlfriend, Aimee Hauer, have split up. Aimee is telling friends she felt smothered—especially when Rosie was on top. Read More

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Al-Qaeda is calling on followers to wage jihad at the World Cup in Qatar. Even worse, there’s no beer! Read More

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