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According to the “National Enquirer,” Rosie O’Donnell and her girlfriend, Aimee Hauer, have split up. Aimee is telling friends she felt smothered—especially when Rosie was on top. Read More

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According to the UN, the world population is growing at its slowest rate since 1950. It’s hard to imagine how slowly it would be growing without Nick Cannon! Read More

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In Bali, Indonesian President Widodo met with U.S. President Dodo. Read More

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According to “Globe” magazine, rapper Snoop Dogg smokes 150 blunts per day. Which is a lot, but at least he’s cutting down. Read More

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Facebook has laid off 11,000 employees. And adding insult to injury, CEO Mark Zuckerberg has unfriended them. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Whoopi Goldberg, who is 67. If you want to send a gift, she could use a muzzle. Read More

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Two days after attending the climate summit in Egypt, President Biden said he’s looking forward to attending the climate summit in Egypt. Read More

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Facebook has laid off 11,000 employees. And adding insult to injury, CEO Mark Zuckerberg has unfriended them. Read More

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Facebook has laid off 11,000 employees. And adding insult to injury, CEO Mark Zuckerberg has unfriended them. Read More

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Yesterday we gained one hour, and I took advantage of it. I went swimming immediately after eating. Read More

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