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As the Queen lay in state at Westminster Abbey, a 19-year-old man was arrested for exposing himself to mourners. Psychologists say everyone grieves differently. Read More

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Happy Birthday to the world’s oldest conjoined-twins Lori and George Schappell. They were born in 1961, and 61 years later, they remain inseparable. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Ludacris. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his brothers: Preposterous and Ridiculous. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Ludacris. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his brothers: Preposterous and Ridiculous. Read More

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On this day in 1970, Stevie Wonder married his first wife. They divorced two years later after she caught him not seeing another woman. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Ludacris. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his brothers: Preposterous and Ridiculous. Read More

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In Dearborn, Michigan, a 62-year-old man was arrested for driving while performing a lewd act on himself. I believe this is known as “carjacking.” Read More

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– Happy Birthday to rapper Ludacris. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his brothers: Preposterous and Ridiculous. Read More

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Kim Kardashian told “Interview” magazine that when she was with Kanye, she received a higher level of respect. In a related story, I had more respect for Rodney Dangerfield. Read More

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According to the “National Enquirer,” Prince Harry is banned from the Queen’s funeral. And Prince Andrew is banned from the Miss Teen Great Britain pageant. Read More

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