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I just doubled the value of my car. I filled it with gas. Read More

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A 23-year-old German woman wants to marry a toy Boeing 737. She previously dated a real 737, but it was carrying too much baggage. Read More

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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul Pelosi, was arrested in Napa, California, for DUI. This is inexcusable. Sure, being married to Nancy is an excuse to drink, but it’s no excuse for drinking and driving. Read More

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Amber Heard’s lawyer exhibited a 2016 text-message in which Johnny Depp called the actress a “50-cent stripper.” Not to defend Johnny, but back then, 50 cents was worth a lot more than it is today. Read More

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“Benny the Jokeman is unique in his ability to create consistently hilarious material in great volume every day. I call him ‘Benny the Joke Machine.” Jay Leno Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has ordered female news-anchors to cover their faces. Unfortunately, ABC refuses to implement this policy at “The View.” Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has ordered female news-anchors to cover their faces. Unfortunately, ABC refuses to implement this policy at “The View.” Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has ordered female news-anchors to cover their faces. Unfortunately, ABC refuses to implement this policy at “The View.” Read More

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