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Pope Francis’s knee pain has forced him to use a wheelchair. The Vatican’s social-media director is asking for praying-hands emojis. Read More

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According to the “National Enquirer,” Madonna and her 28-year-old boy-toy have split up. Insiders say she caught him with a younger woman: Angela Lansbury. Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Release Me” singer Englebert Humperdink. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Do Not Resuscitate Me.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Jay Leno. At age 72, he’s finally growing into his chin. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Jay Leno. At age 72, he’s finally growing into his chin. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Jay Leno. At age 72, he’s finally growing into his chin. Read More

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Today a cat named “Jinx” will be sworn in as the mayor of Hell, Michigan. Do you know the difference between cats and politicians? Cats don’t pretend to care about you. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth, who is 96. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Blue Blood & Beyond. Read More

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