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On this day in 2010, Apollo astronaut Buzz Aldrin was voted off “Dancing With the Stars.” For some reason, on the moon he was much lighter on his feet. Read More

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On this day in 2010, Apollo astronaut Buzz Aldrin was voted off “Dancing With the Stars.” For some reason, on the moon he was much lighter on his feet. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Juvenile. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his younger brother, Infantile. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Juvenile. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his younger brother, Infantile. Read More

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According to “Globe” magazine, Will Smith has a split personality. One day, he’s a belligerent jerk, and the next day, he’s a hostile ass. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Salt, of Salt-N-Pepa, who is 56. Obviously, “Salt” is a stage name. Her real name is “Sodium Chloride.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Salt, of Salt-N-Pepa, who is 56. Obviously, “Salt” is a stage name. Her real name is “Sodium Chloride.” Read More

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While many students will be spending Spring Break on the beach, others will be doing volunteer work. I don’t like to brag, but when I was a student on Spring Break, I volunteered to judge a bikini contest. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Juvenile. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his younger brother, Infantile. Read More

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Hillary Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19. Hopefully, she won’t infect Bill, who has a long history of spreading viruses. Read More