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In reaction to news of Britney Spears’ engagement, her first husband, Jason Alexander, said he will always love her. To which the manager of the Dairy Queen said: “I don’t care! Get back to work!” Read More

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In reaction to news of Britney Spears’ engagement, her first husband, Jason Alexander, said he will always love her. To which the manager of the Dairy Queen said: “I don’t […]

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Twenty-five thousand Disneyland employees are suing for higher wages. To give you an idea how underpaid they are, there’s a new dwarf named “Hungry.” Read More

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The Coast Guard seized 2,145 pounds of cocaine off the coast of Colombia. The good news is, tonight’s Emmy Awards will go on anyway! Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has banned music. The only exception is for Yoko Ono records, which the terrorists play to torture prisoners. Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has banned music. The only exception is for Yoko Ono records, which the terrorists play to torture prisoners. Read More

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In Lake Worth, Florida, a horse was rescued after it fell into a well. Firefighters said the accident could have been prevented if the horse hadn’t been texting, Read More

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The Taliban are making good on their promise to fight climate change. In fact, they just ordered a fleet of hybrid car-bombs. Read More

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