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In Ohio, police arrested a 24-year-old man who was in possession of four pounds of fentanyl. Experts say that’s enough to kill 800,000 people—or Keith Richards. Read More

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Happy Birthday to former teen-idol Dion. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but “Runaround Sue” is now “Hoveround Sue!” Read More

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This is “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel, and after 33 years, they seem to be running out of ideas. Last night, a shark jumped Fonzie. Read More

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In Wales, a 29-year-old prisoner was caught with a bag of heroin hidden between his buttocks—which gives a new meaning to the phrase “junk in the trunk.” Read More

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WAR ON DRUGS – In Wales, a 29-year-old prisoner was caught with a bag of heroin hidden between his buttocks—which gives a new meaning to the phrase “junk in the trunk.” Read More

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You can learn a lot watching “Shark Week.” For example, did you know that sharks enjoy rap music? It’s true. Their favorite rapper is MC Hammerhead. Read More

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A 6.0-magnitude earthquake struck Little Antelope Valley, California, near the Nevada border. Scientists say frogs predict earthquakes by evacuating just before a quake. And frogs that don’t evacuate stand in doorways. Read More

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Shark attacks are on the rise. This is “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel, and researchers believe a lot of sharks are becoming aggressive just to get on TV. Read More

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According to a new study, 7% of cosmetic surgeries are performed on senior citizens. And of those, over half are performed on Madonna. Read More

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Happy Birthday to O.J. Simpson, who is 74. If you want to send a gift, he’s registered at Blood Bath & Beyond. Read More