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China’s annual dog-meat festival is underway. Today they’re featuring poodles. Tomorrow it’s Dalmatians. Every dog has its day. Read More

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Today is the sixth day of summer, and I’m jealous of my refrigerator. It has humidity-control drawers. Read More

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On the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” reunion show, Khloe Kardashian said she has had one nose-job. Incidentally, it’s the only job she’s ever had. Read More

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Today is National Hydration Day. Experts say if you struggle to drink the recommended eight glasses of water a day, try mixing it with booze. Read More

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New Zealand weightlifter Laurel Hubbard is set to become the first transgender athlete to compete at the Olympics. In 2012, she had sex-change surgery, which was courageous. Undergoing that kind of operation really takes balls. Read More

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According to “TMZ,” Lindsay Lohan is hanging around with the wrong crowd again. In fact, she spent Father’s Day with her father! Read More

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Today is Father’s Day. It gets bigger every year, thanks to DNA testing. Read More

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New research shows that Earth was warmer during medieval times. The findings are based on interviews with the Rolling Stones. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Barry Manilow. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but “Mandy” is now a greeter at Walmart. Read More

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According to a new survey, 10% of adults admit to checking their phones during sex. That’s unbelievable. What is so important that it can’t wait two minutes?! Read More

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