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According to the “National Enquirer,” Beyonce recently had a butt-lift. As a result, her doctor is being treated for a hernia. Read More

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In New York City, police have been banned from the Pride Parade. The only exception is the cop from the Village People. Read More

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– On this day in 1996, President Bill Clinton signed “Megan’s Law,” a measure requiring neighborhood notification when sex-offenders move in. And using executive privilege, he exempted himself. Read More

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Happy Birthday to President Duda, of Poland, who is 49. The Polish president is popular in Poland, according to polls of Poles polled by Polish pollsters. Read More

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TLC is now filming season 3 of “1,000-lb. Sisters.” The stars of the show want you to know that the camera adds 100 lbs. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Stevie Wonder. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song entitled: “I Just Called to Say . . . I Forgot Why I Called.” Read More

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In India, a bull was rescued after it fell into an open manhole. First responders said the accident could have been prevented if the bull hadn’t been texting. Read More

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According to a new study, baldness doubles a man’s risk of suffering severe COVID. Unfortunately, doctors say the virus can’t be fooled by a comb-over. Read More

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An out-of-control Chinese rocket is hurtling toward Earth. Scientists say it’s impossible to predict exactly when and where it will hit, but if you see it coming, you should get out of the way. Read More

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In Chauvin, Louisiana, a 38-year-old female high-school cafeteria-worker was arrested for having sex with several male students. That’s unbelievable. When I was a kid, the lunch lady wouldn’t even give me extra tater-tots! Read More

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