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The world’s donkey population is threatened by Chinese drugmakers, who use donkey skin to make medicine. The good news is, it’s no skin off my ass. Read More

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Queen Elizabeth has launched her own beer. It’s bitter and has a thick head, which is why she named it after Prince Harry. Read More

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A New Zealand greyhound trainer whose greyhound tested positive for meth said her life has become a nightmare. The ordeal actually began years ago, when she caught the dog smoking weed. Read More

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Small businesses are having difficulty hiring employees. To give you an idea how bad it is, yesterday I went to a massage parlor, and it was self-service! Read More

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According to a new study, global warming is causing octopuses to go blind. In fact, many octopuses now rely on seeing-eye dogfish. Read More

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A new COVID scam is making the rounds. If you get a phone call from someone claiming to be Dr. Anthony Fauci, hang up. It might be him! Read More

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According to “The Washington Post,” President Biden exercises daily with a personal trainer . . . whose specialty is working out with dumbbells. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Hank Williams Jr. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “All My Rowdy Friends Are Playing Bingo Tonight.” Read More

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Today is World Turtle Day. As usual, it’s off to a slow start. Read More

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According to the “National Enquirer,” Beyonce recently had a butt-lift. As a result, her doctor is being treated for a hernia. Read More

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