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In Clarksville, Georgia, a 34-year-old female special-education teacher was arrested for having sex with a 14-year-old male-student. Sadly, my education wasn’t nearly that special. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Salt, of Salt-N-Pepa, who is 55. Obviously, “Salt” is a stage name. Her real name is “Sodium Chloride.” Read More

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On this day in 1818, General Andrew Jackson captured Pensacola, Florida . . . throwing a wet blanket on Spring Break. Read More

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Today is World Meteorological Day . . . weather permitting. Read More

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On this day in 1979, the U.S. House of Representatives began televising its daily business. It was an immediate success, leading to the placement of cameras in other high-crime areas. Read More

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According to the “New York Post,” Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan’s speaking fee is $1 million per speech. I wonder how much they would charge to shut up. Read More

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Legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, but it’s not true. Historians say he was too drunk to drive. Read More

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According to “Page Six,” Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez have broken up, but I don’t believe it. He could never leave her behind! Read More

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Yesterday we lost one hour. Which is great news if you’re in prison. Read More

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Daylight Saving Time is this weekend. Nowadays, we turn our clocks forward on Sunday at 2 am. It used to be Sunday at 7 pm, but it had to be changed because “60 Minutes” was ending at the same time […]

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