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Veterinarians are warning that giving marijuana to pets can produce side effects. It’s true. My dog tried weed once, and he ate 10 bags of Beggin’ Strips! Read More

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On Instagram, former “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” star “Mama June” Shannon said she wants to disappear. Sadly, this is the only good idea she’s ever had. Read More

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According to the “National Enquirer,” a blackmailer is threatening to release nude photos of Duchess Meghan. The good news is, there are no nude photos of Duchess Camilla. Read More

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In Cyprus, two male prisoners got married behind bars. What’s unusual about this prison marriage is, it was consensual. Read More

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According to “Globe” magazine, as a child, Meghan Markle dreamed of growing up to be a princess. Oh, no, sorry, that was Bruce Jenner. Read More

JOKES FOR JOCKS!

In Winfield, Alabama, a 44-year-old female teacher was arrested for texting pornographic selfies to a 15-year-old male student. How sad! I remember when teachers actually had sex with students; now they just phone it in! Read More

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In Kentucky, a 36-year-old female high-school cafeteria-worker has been arrested for having sex with a 17-year-old male student. That’s unbelievable. When I was a kid, the lunch lady wouldn’t even give me extra tater tots! Read More

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DAILY SHOW PREP According to “The Sun,” Duchess Meghan never embraced royal etiquette. She resented curtsying before Duchess Kate . . . and leaving the toilet-seat up for Duchess Camilla. Read More

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Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan have quit the Royal Family. Frankly, Harry seemed happier when he was partying naked in Las Vegas. Read More

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On this day in 1913, President Richard Nixon was born. Nixon was known as “Tricky Dick,” not to be confused with President Bill Clinton, who was known as “Frisky Dick.” Read More

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