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FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A BONEHEAD!

Benny The Jokeman
Dec-14-2023
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Happy Birthday to Ozzy Osbourne. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Bark at the Moon.” Now he yells at the kids on his lawn. Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A CHUMP!

Benny The Jokeman
Dec-13-2023
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The finale of “The Golden Bachelor” airs tonight on ABC. Spoiler alert! The winner gets the “final rose” and a marriage proposal, and the runner-up gets a Sock Slider. Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DOLT!

Benny The Jokeman
Dec-12-2023
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Happy Birthday to Ozzy Osbourne. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Bark at the Moon.” Now he yells at the kids on his lawn. Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A MEATBALL!

Benny The Jokeman
Dec-12-2023
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“Benny the Jokeman is unique in his ability to create consistently hilarious material in great volume every day. I call him ‘Benny the Joke Machine.” Jay Leno Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DULLARD!

Benny The Jokeman
Dec-10-2023
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Happy Birthday to President Biden. He’s so hard to shop for. What do you give to the man who has everything . . . except his marbles? Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A MOOK!

Benny The Jokeman
Dec-09-2023
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On this day in 1980, Led Zeppelin officially disbanded. Wow, 1980! It’s been a long time since they rock and rolled! Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A HEEL!

Benny The Jokeman
Dec-06-2023
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Happy Birthday to Grace Slick. I don’t want to say she’s getting old, but her new band is called “Jefferson Mobility Scooter.” Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DIMWIT!

Benny The Jokeman
Dec-05-2023
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On this day in 1980, Led Zeppelin officially disbanded. Wow, 1980! It’s been a long time since they rock and rolled! Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DUNCE!

Benny The Jokeman
Dec-04-2023
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On this day in 1980, Led Zeppelin officially disbanded. Wow, 1980! It’s been a long time since they rock and rolled! Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DOPE!

Benny The Jokeman
Dec-02-2023
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Today is World Toilet Day. This year’s theme is: “Sit On It!” Read More

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