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Happy Birthday to Grace Slick. I don’t want to say she’s getting old, but her new band is called “Jefferson Mobility Scooter.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Bill Gates, who is 68. The billionaire environmentalist wants us to eat insects . . . and I want insects to eat him. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Usher, who is 45. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his brothers, Ticket-Taker and Projectionist. Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Fooled Around and Fell In Love” musician Elvin Bishop. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called: “Fooled Around and Fell and Couldn’t Get Up.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Marion Ross, who played “Marion Cunningham” on “Happy Days.” If you want to send a gift, sit on it! Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Fooled Around and Fell In Love” musician Elvin Bishop. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called: “Fooled Around and Fell and Couldn’t Get Up.” Read More

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In Marshall, Missouri, a 30-year-old woman was arrested after she broke into a house and took a shower. The cop who searched her said she was clean. Read More

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Happy Birthday to “Fooled Around and Fell In Love” musician Elvin Bishop. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called: “Fooled Around and Fell and Couldn’t Get Up.” Read More

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Britney Spears announced that she will only be reading a small part of her audiobook. The remainder will be lip-synched. Read More

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