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Thank you so much, Ben! This is great. I love working with you. Kellie Davie, MOMCODE, Brentwood, TN(I also write speeches.) Read More

Sunday is Christmas. So if you’re expecting relatives, you’ve got eight days to fake your own death. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kim Kardashian. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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According to the State Department, the Bahamian jail where accused crypto-crook Sam Bankman-Fried is being held is infested with vermin, so he should fit right in. Read More

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On this day in 1938, Major League Baseball agreed on the use of a standard ball. The standard was maintained until the steroid era, when balls began shrinking. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kim Kardashian. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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Today is International Dwarfism Awareness Day. Sadly, many dwarfs are overlooked. Read More

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A Chicago strip-club is offering free lap-dances to customers who donate a new Christmas-toy. The toys will be distributed to poor children whose fathers blow all their money on strippers. Read More

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According to a new poll, 1 in 10 employees have started a relationship at their office Christmas-party, and of those, 25% said that’s how they met their spouse. The other 75% said that’s how they lost their spouse. Read More

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On this day in 1992, the first text message was sent by a 22-year-old engineer, who texted “Merry Christmas” . . . before driving over an embankment. Read More

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