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For his last meal, Florida death-row convict Loran Cole ordered a deep-dish pizza. Florida’s death house is famous for its pizza. Prisoners say it’s to die for. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Gene Simmons of KISS. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he used to “Shout It Out Loud!” Now he shouts at the kids on his lawn. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Led Zeppelin front-man Robert Plant. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Stairlift to Heaven.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Led Zeppelin front-man Robert Plant. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Stairlift to Heaven.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Rick Springfield. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but Jessie’s girl is now a greeter at Walmart. Read More

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On this day in 1883, fashion-designer Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel was born. Her signature perfume, Chanel No. 5, is the world’s most popular fragrance. Do you know what the world’s least popular fragrance is? Chanel No. 2. Read More

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Happy 16th anniversary to Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi. They’re a beautiful couple—except for Ellen. Read More

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Happy 16th anniversary to Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi. They’re a beautiful couple—except for Ellen. Read More

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The National Hobo Convention opens today in Britt, Iowa. Planned activities include a parade, a flea market and a knife-fight over a bottle of hooch. Read More

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On this day in 1610, Henry Hudson discovered Hudson Bay . . . in one of history’s greatest coincidences. Read More

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