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According to a new study, 7% of cosmetic surgeries are performed on senior citizens. And of those, over half are performed on Madonna. Read More

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Happy Birthday to O.J. Simpson, who is 74. If you want to send a gift, he’s registered at Blood Bath & Beyond. Read More

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According to a new study, methamphetamine in rivers can turn fish into addicts. Fish are easily addicted because they don’t expect to get hooked. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Ringo Starr. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “I Get By With a Little Help from Depends.” Read More

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This is Nude Recreation Week. I wonder how that works with bowling. Do they still make you wear the shoes? Read More

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This is Nude Recreation Week. I wonder how that works with bowling. Do they still make you wear the shoes? Read More

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According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, 50% of imported fireworks are defective. To be sure the fireworks you’re buying are safe, always look for the “Made in China” label. Read More

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Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, and our country has never been more divided. To give you an idea how bad it is, 1/2 of Americans surveyed said they plan to shoot fireworks at the other half. Read More

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Sunday is the Fourth of July, celebrating America’s independence from the British government. Ironically, half of our country is now dependent on the American government! Read More

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Happy Birthday to singer Debbie Harry, of Blondie. I don’t want to say she’s getting old, but she and the band have a new song entitled “Call Me . . . on My Jitterbug Phone.” Read More