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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has ordered female news-anchors to cover their faces. Unfortunately, ABC refuses to implement this policy at “The View.” Read More

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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has ordered female news-anchors to cover their faces. Unfortunately, ABC refuses to implement this policy at “The View.” Read More

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The world’s donkey population is threatened by Chinese drugmakers, who use donkey skin to make medicine. The good news is, it’s no skin off my ass. Read More

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Did you see the UFO hearing? Congress is finally taking UFOs seriously. The bad news is, the fools are still ignoring Bigfoot. Read More

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Today is World Migratory Bird Day. According to a new study, birds are coping with global warming by changing their migratory flight-paths. Apparently, their new route is directly over my windshield. Read More

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Happy Birthday to former “James Bond” actor Pierce Brosnan. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but these days his signature drink is a Metamucil, shaken, not stirred. Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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Today is Cinco de Mayo, and Sunday is Mother’s Day. So good luck if your mom is a Mexican alcoholic! Read More

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On this day in 1877, President Rutherford B. Hayes had a telephone installed in the White House. Minutes later, he received a call with important information about his extended warranty. Read More

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