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Happy Birthday to Hulk Hogan. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but Hulkamania is no longer running wild. It’s now taking a nap. Read More

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On this day in 1974, President Richard Nixon resigned. Nixon was known as “Tricky Dick,” not to be confused with President Clinton, who was known as “Frisky Dick.” Read More

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According to a new report, illiteracy is a persistent problem in New York. To give you an idea how bad it is, Governor Cuomo can’t read the writing on the wall. Read More

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On this day in 1973, Stevie Wonder was involved in a car crash that put him in a coma for four days. Once he came to, he voluntarily surrendered his driver’s license. Read More

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According to a new report, the average cost of college textbooks is more than $600 per semester. So please, be generous next time you get a lap-dance. Read More

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Tonight is the National Night Out Against Crime. The annual event offers neighbors the opportunity to case each other’s houses Read More

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As Cuba’s economy struggles, super-rich socialists are drinking the finest champagne. Meanwhile, ordinary Cubans can’t even get André. Read More

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Economists say inflation is driving up the prices of bacon, beer and ice cream. Or as I call them, “the three basic food-groups.” Read More

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A prominent exorcist warns that demons are possessing people through their cell-phones. Ironically, it’s easier to get out of a deal with the devil than it is to get out of a cell-phone contract. Read More

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Inventor and TV-pitchman Ron Popeil has passed away at the age of 86. He will be buried after being preserved with the Ronco Embalm-O-Matic. Read More

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