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As the Queen lay in state at Westminster Abbey, a 19-year-old man was arrested for exposing himself to mourners. Psychologists say everyone grieves differently. Read More

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Happy Birthday to the world’s oldest conjoined-twins Lori and George Schappell. They were born in 1961, and 61 years later, they remain inseparable. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Ludacris. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his brothers: Preposterous and Ridiculous. Read More

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In Dearborn, Michigan, a 62-year-old man was arrested for driving while performing a lewd act on himself. I believe this is known as “carjacking.” Read More

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– Happy Birthday to rapper Ludacris. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his brothers: Preposterous and Ridiculous. Read More

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Kim Kardashian told “Interview” magazine that when she was with Kanye, she received a higher level of respect. In a related story, I had more respect for Rodney Dangerfield. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beyoncé, who is 41. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beyoncé, who is 41. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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I’ll take one Benny over any three other comedy writers. Ben is definitely “the man” for funny business.” RODNEY P., AUTHOR Read More

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The last remaining member of an isolated Brazilian indigenous tribe has died. To give you an idea how primitive this man was, he still had a flip-phone. Read More