FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A FOOL!

Benny The Jokeman
Mar-13-2023
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FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DOPE!

Benny The Jokeman
Mar-12-2023
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Today is Multiple Personality Day. I observe it every year, and so do I. Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DOLT!

Benny The Jokeman
Mar-10-2023
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At the Hidalgo International Bridge, border agents arrested two men and seized 308 pounds of cocaine. The good news is, Sunday night’s Academy Awards will go on anyway. Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A MOOK!

Benny The Jokeman
Mar-07-2023
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“Great freelancer for all your comedy needs. Fast and efficient. Will hire again!” AMERICAN AF Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DUMBO!

Benny The Jokeman
Mar-06-2023
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“Prolific, proficient, and punctual!” AMERICAN AF Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DOUCHEBAG!

Benny The Jokeman
Mar-04-2023
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Happy Birthday to “Funky Cold Medina” rapper Tone Loc. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called “Funky Cold Metamucil.” Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A SIMPLETON!

Benny The Jokeman
Feb-27-2023
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Happy Birthday to Lynyrd Skynyrd singer Johnny Van Zant. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Rest Home Alabama.” Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A GOOFBALL!

Benny The Jokeman
Feb-24-2023
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The Catholic Church says alligator meat is OK to eat on Lenten Fridays. Which is great news—unless you’re an alligator. Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A MOONCALF!

Benny The Jokeman
Feb-23-2023
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On this day in 1974, the Captain & Tennille got married. She dumped him in 2014, inspiring his song: “Love Will Keep Us Together, My Ass!” Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A HEEL!

Benny The Jokeman
Feb-19-2023
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Happy Birthday to John Travolta. The actor is continually dogged by gay rumors, but I don’t believe he’s gay. I can tell by the way he uses his walk, he’s a woman’s man; no time to talk. Read More

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A FOOL!

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DOPE!

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DOLT!

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A MOOK!

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DUMBO!

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A DOUCHEBAG!

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A SIMPLETON!

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A GOOFBALL!

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A MOONCALF!

FREE SHOW PREP! GET IT NOW! DON’T BE A HEEL!

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