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In Dover, England, a 34-year-old man was arrested for having sex with a horse. Or as he called it, “a stable relationship.” Read More

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Disney is laying off 7,000 employees, to which the Seven Dwarfs say: “Hi ho, hi ho, we’re out of work, you know.” Read More

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On this day in 1959, Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and “The Big Bopper” died in a plane crash. At least that’s what the government wants us to think. Read More

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On February 14, 269 A.D., St. Valentine was beaten and beheaded. Do you know why? He forgot Valentine’s Day. Read More

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Madonna said criticism of her new face is “ageism and misogyny.” Spoken like a true old-whore. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Axl Rose of Guns N’ Roses. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Sweet Great Grandchild of Mine.” Read More

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Madonna said criticism of her new face is “ageism and misogyny.” Spoken like a true old-whore. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Axl Rose of Guns N’ Roses. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Sweet Great Grandchild of Mine.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Axl Rose of Guns N’ Roses. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Sweet Great Grandchild of Mine.” Read More

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On this day in 1959, Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and “The Big Bopper” died in a plane crash. At least that’s what the government wants us to think. Read More