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In Afghanistan, the Taliban has banned music. The only exception is for Yoko Ono records, which the terrorists play to torture prisoners. Read More

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The Taliban are making good on their promise to fight climate change. In fact, they just ordered a fleet of hybrid car-bombs. Read More

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President Biden addressed the nation from the White House, saying: “Let’s remember who we are!” This from a guy who doesn’t remember who he is. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beach Boys founding member Al Jardine. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Help Me, Rhonda, I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!” Read More

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September is Pain-Awareness Month. I’m not an expert, but if you’re not aware of it, it’s not pain! Read More

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Happy Birthday to Beyoncé, who is 40. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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According to a new study, eating an early dinner may lower the risk of cancer. Which is why doctors now recommend that you eat dinner in the morning and eat breakfast at night. Read More

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KISS frontman Gene Simmons has tested positive for COVID-19. His symptoms include headaches, fatigue and spitting blood. Read More

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President Biden has declared Louisiana a major disaster. It takes one to know one. Read More

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Although the Taliban is relatively small, the group has a distinct advantage over the U.S. Their leader doesn’t have dementia. Read More