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On this day in 1920, the U.S. Postal Service banned sending children by parcel post. Incidentally, the last kid to be mailed is now 102 years old, and was just delivered last Friday. Read More

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I just doubled the value of my car. I filled it with gas. Read More

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According to the “National Enquirer,” Madonna and her 28-year-old boy-toy have split up. Insiders say she caught him with a younger woman: Angela Lansbury. Read More

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Russian President Putin has recognized two Ukraine separatist-republics. Meanwhile, President Biden doesn’t recognize First Lady Jill Biden. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kim Jong Un. The CIA has compiled a psychological profile of the North Korean leader. They say he’s a narcissist obsessed with Hollywood, plastic surgery and the NBA—a condition known as “Kardashianism.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kim Kardashian. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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Congratulations to President Biden . . . who has been nominated for the Nobel Booby Prize. Read More

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Today is Independence Day in Djibouti. In keeping with tradition, Djiboutians will salute their flag and sing their national anthem: “(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Djibouti.” Read More

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