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Happy Birthday to Elton John. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he has a new song called: “Someone Saved My Life Tonight, Thanks to Life Alert.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Mick Fleetwood of Fleetwood Mac. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Don’t Stop Thinking About . . . I Lost My Train of Thought.” Read More

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On this day in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call to his assistant, Thomas Watson, saying: “This is Alex with important information about your car warranty.” Read More

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Today is Multiple Personality Day. I observe it every year, and so do I. Read More

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On this day in 1992, the first text message was sent by a 22-year-old engineer, who texted “Merry Christmas” . . . before driving over an embankment. Read More

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According to the “National Enquirer,” Rosie O’Donnell and her girlfriend, Aimee Hauer, have split up. Aimee is telling friends she felt smothered—especially when Rosie was on top. Read More

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Nick Holonyak Jr., the inventor of the LED light bulb, has passed way. He was 93 when he burned out. Read More

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Today is International Raccoon Appreciation Day. So if you see a raccoon, please take a moment to say thank you. Read More

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In Dearborn, Michigan, a 62-year-old man was arrested for driving while performing a lewd act on himself. I believe this is known as “carjacking.” Read More

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Over the weekend in Finland, they held the Air Guitar World Championship. In keeping with tradition, the winner was a loser. Read More

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