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Pamela Anderson has written a memoir. In the book, she reveals her deepest thoughts, which fill almost half a page. Read More

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Former professional-wrestler “Leaping Lanny Poffo” has passed away at the age of 68. It’s always sad to lose an elite athlete, but this is sad too. Read More

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On this day in 1971, Alcoholics Anonymous co-founder William Griffith Wilson, also known as “Bill W.,” died. Tonight, in his memory, I will observe a moment of not drinking. Read More

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Billionaire environmentalist Bill Gates wants us to eat insects. In a related story, I want insects to eat him. Read More

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On this day in 1971, Alcoholics Anonymous co-founder William Griffith Wilson, also known as “Bill W.,” died. Tonight, in his memory, I will observe a moment of not drinking. Read More

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In Kennett, Missouri, a 24-year-old female Spanish-teacher was arrested for having sex with an underage male student. Sadly, cops took the woman away before the victim had a chance to say gracías. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Dolly Parton. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Boobs & Beyond. Read More

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There are no visitor logs for President Biden’s Delaware home, which makes sense. Hunter lived there. Who ever heard of a crackhouse with visitor logs?! Read More

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We’re learning more about rapper Kanye West’s secret wedding. The bride wore a Vera Wang gown, and the groom wore a Nazi uniform. Read More