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Happy Birthday to Melanie Chisholm of the Spice Girls. She used to be Sporty Spice; now she’s Old Spice! Read More

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Classified documents have been found at President Biden’s think tank. This is unbelievable! President Biden has a think tank?! That’s like Whoopi Goldberg having a fat farm! Read More

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In his new memoir, Prince Harry deflects blame for destroying the Royal Family. To find it at your local bookstore, go past the self-help section to the self-serving section. Read More

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The annual porn-convention kicked off Wednesday in Las Vegas. Fans who got to mingle with their favorite porn-stars said they don’t act like stars. They’re just ordinary, down-to-earth whores. Read More

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The odds of winning tonight’s $785-million Mega Millions jackpot are one in 302.6 million. But mathematicians say there’s a way to double your chances: Buy two tickets! Read More

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I’m afraid we’re losing our Christmas traditions. Last night, a group of carolers came to my door—which was nice, but they were lip synching. Read More

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Thank you so much, Ben! This is great. I love working with you. Kellie Davie, MOMCODE, Brentwood, TN (I also write speeches.) Read More

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Scientists are warning that the world supply of frankincense could be cut in half over the next 20 years. The good news is, we have myrrh coming out the wazoo. Read More

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