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According to the State Department, the Bahamian jail where accused crypto-crook Sam Bankman-Fried is being held is infested with vermin, so he should fit right in. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Kim Kardashian. If you want to send a gift, she’s registered at Big Butt & Beyond. Read More

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Today is International Dwarfism Awareness Day. Sadly, many dwarfs are overlooked. Read More

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A Chicago strip-club is offering free lap-dances to customers who donate a new Christmas-toy. The toys will be distributed to poor children whose fathers blow all their money on strippers. Read More

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According to a new poll, 1 in 10 employees have started a relationship at their office Christmas-party, and of those, 25% said that’s how they met their spouse. The other 75% said that’s how they lost their spouse. Read More

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On this day in 1992, the first text message was sent by a 22-year-old engineer, who texted “Merry Christmas” . . . before driving over an embankment. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Lynyrd Skynyrd guitarist Gary Rossington. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Rest Home Alabama.” Read More

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Happy Birthday to Lynyrd Skynyrd guitarist Gary Rossington. I don’t want to say he’s getting old, but he and the band have a new song called “Rest Home Alabama.” Read More

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Kanye West celebrated his son, Saint’s, seventh birthday at Kim Kardashian’s house. But the boy didn’t seen to appreciate his father’s gift: a copy of “Mein Kampf.” Read More

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On her podcast, Duchess Meghan said she’s finding herself. And here we were, wishing she would get lost. Read More

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