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The economy is getting worse. To give you an idea how bad it is, last night I saw a Mafia family eating at the Olive Garden! Read More

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Shark attacks are on the rise. This is “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel, and researchers believe a lot of sharks are becoming aggressive just to get on TV. Read More

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Happy Birthday to Debbie Harry, of Blondie. I don’t want to say she’s getting old, but she and the band have a new song entitled “Call Me . . . on My Jitterbug Phone.” Read More

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An IndiGo flight from Guwahati to Delhi, India, made an emergency landing after a bird strike. There were no injuries . . . except to the bird. Read More

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Happy Birthday to rapper Juvenile. Tonight he’ll be celebrating with his younger brother, Infantile. Read More

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On this day in 2007, Kim Kardashian’s sex video was released, and to this day, it’s the only known footage of Kim displaying talent. Read More

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Dwarf-actor Peter Dinklage said: “Disney’s live-action remake of ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ is backwards.” Disney responded, saying “Peter Dinklage is grumpy.” Read More